Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Providence, New Jersey, is one of the \ | few cities where Velveeta cheese | \ appears on the gourmet shelf. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;