Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I got into an elevator at work and \ | this man followed in after me... I | | pushed '1' and he just stood there... I | | said 'Hi, where you going?' He said, | | 'Phoenix.' So I pushed Phoenix. A few | | seconds later the doors opened, two | | tumbleweeds blew in... we were in | | downtown Phoenix. I looked at him and | | said 'You know, you're the kind of guy | | I want to hang around with.' We got | | into his car and drove out to his shack | | in the desert. Then the phone rang. He | | said 'You get it.' I picked it up and | | said 'Hello?'... the other side said | | 'Is this Steven Wright?'... I said | | 'Yes...' The guy said 'Hi, I'm Mr. | | Jones, the student loan director from | | your bank... It seems you have missed | | your last 17 payments, and the | | university you attended said that they | | received none of the $17,000 we loaned | | you... we would just like to know what | | happened to the money?' I said, 'Mr. | | Jones, I'll give it to you straight. I | | gave all of the money to my friend | | Slick, and with it he built a nuclear | | weapon... and I would appreciate it if | | you never called me again." | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;