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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ "I got into an elevator at work and     \
| this man followed in after me... I      |
| pushed '1' and he just stood there... I |
| said 'Hi, where you going?' He said,    |
| 'Phoenix.' So I pushed Phoenix. A few   |
| seconds later the doors opened, two     |
| tumbleweeds blew in... we were in       |
| downtown Phoenix. I looked at him and   |
| said 'You know, you're the kind of guy  |
| I want to hang around with.' We got     |
| into his car and drove out to his shack |
| in the desert. Then the phone rang. He  |
| said 'You get it.' I picked it up and   |
| said 'Hello?'... the other side said    |
| 'Is this Steven Wright?'... I said      |
| 'Yes...' The guy said 'Hi, I'm Mr.      |
| Jones, the student loan director from   |
| your bank... It seems you have missed   |
| your last 17 payments, and the          |
| university you attended said that they  |
| received none of the $17,000 we loaned  |
| you... we would just like to know what  |
| happened to the money?' I said, 'Mr.    |
| Jones, I'll give it to you straight. I  |
| gave all of the money to my friend      |
| Slick, and with it he built a nuclear   |
| weapon... and I would appreciate it if  |
| you never called me again."             |
|                                         |
\ -- Steven Wright                        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;