Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / An Hacker there was, one of the finest \ | sort Who controlled the system; | | graphics was his sport. A manly man, to | | be a wizard able; Many a protected file | | he had sitting on his table. His | | console, when he typed, a man might | | hear Clicking and feeping wind as | | clear, Aye, and as loud as does the | | machine room bell Where my lord Hacker | | was Prior of the cell. The Rule of good | | St Savage or St Doeppnor As old and | | strict he tended to ignore; He let go | | by the things of yesterday And took the | | modern world's more spacious way. He | | did not rate that text as a plucked hen | | Which says that Hackers are not holy | | men. And that a hacker underworked is a | | mere Fish out of water, flapping on the | | pier. That is to say, a hacker out of | | his cloister. That was a text he held | | not worth an oyster. And I agreed and | | said his views were sound; Was he to | | study till his head wend round Poring | | over books in the cloisters? Must he | | toil As Andy bade and till the very | | soil? Was he to leave the world upon | | the shelf? Let Andy have his labor to | | himself! | | | | -- Chaucer | | | \ [well, almost. Ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;