Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / * knghtbrd is gone - zzz - messages \ | will be snapped like wet towels at all | | | | of the people who have stolen the | | trademark knghtbrd away message | |ack * Coderjoe prepares to | \ defend himself from wet messages / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;