Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / Bachelors' wives and old maids' \ | children are always perfect. | | | \ -- Nicolas Chamfort / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;