Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac \ | cccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! | \ Knock before entering a ladies room! / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;