Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Q: Why did the astrophysicist order \ | three hamburgers? A: Because he was | \ hungry. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;