Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "A child is a person who can't \ | understand why someone would give away | | a perfectly good kitten." | | | \ -- Doug Larson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;