Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled \ | translations | | | | Various signs in Poland: | | | | Right turn toward immediate outside. | | | | Go soothingly in the snow, as there | | lurk the ski demons. | | | | Five o'clock tea at all hours. | | | | In a men's washroom in Sidney: | | | | Shake excess water from hands, push | | button to start, | | | | rub hands rapidly under air outlet and | | wipe hands | | | | on front of shirt. | | | | -- Colin Bowles, San Francisco | \ Chronicle / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;