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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled     \
| translations                           |
|                                        |
| Various signs in Poland:               |
|                                        |
| Right turn toward immediate outside.   |
|                                        |
| Go soothingly in the snow, as there    |
| lurk the ski demons.                   |
|                                        |
| Five o'clock tea at all hours.         |
|                                        |
| In a men's washroom in Sidney:         |
|                                        |
| Shake excess water from hands, push    |
| button to start,                       |
|                                        |
| rub hands rapidly under air outlet and |
| wipe hands                             |
|                                        |
| on front of shirt.                     |
|                                        |
| -- Colin Bowles, San Francisco         |
\ Chronicle                              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;