Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / For myself, I can only say that I am \ | astonished and somewhat terrified at | | the results of this evening's | | experiments. Astonished at the | | wonderful power you have developed, and | | terrified at the thought that so much | | hideous and bad music may be put on | | record forever. | | | | -- Sir Arthur Sullivan, message to | \ Edison, 1888 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;