Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Whatever doesn't succeed in two months \ | and a half in California will never | | succeed. | | | | -- Rev. Henry Durant, founder of the | \ University of California / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;