Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fate \ | | | Who is brave and bold will perish; Who | | is brave and subtle will benefit. The | | subtle profit where the bold perish For | | Fate does not honour daring. And even | | the sage dares not tempt fate. Fate | | does not attack, yet all things are | | conquered by it; It does not ask, yet | | all things answer to it; It does not | | call, yet all things meet it; It does | | not plan, yet all things are determined | | by it. Fate's net is vast and its mesh | | is coarse, Yet none escape it. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;