Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / : 1. What is the possibility of this \ | being added in the future? In the near | | future, the probability is close to | | zero. In the distant future, I'll be | | dead, and posterity can do whatever | \ they like... :-) --lwall / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;