Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / bug, n: \ | | | An elusive creature living in a program | | that makes it incorrect. | | | | The activity of "debugging", or | | removing bugs from a program, ends | | | | when people get tired of doing it, not | | when the bugs are removed. | | | \ -- "Datamation", January 15, 1984 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;