Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What is the difference between a Turing \ | machine and the modern computer? It's | | the same as that between Hillary's | | ascent of Everest and the establishment | \ of a Hilton on its peak. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;