Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you \ | to do is share your feelings | | | | with me. Ted: ALL? Do you realize what | | you're asking? Men aren't trained | | | | to share. We're trained to protect | | ourselves by not | | | | letting anyone too close. Good grief, | | if I go around | | | | sharing everything with you, you could | | hang me out to dry. Sally: It's called | | "trust," Ted. Ted: "Sharing"? "Trust"? | | You're really asking me to sail into | | | | uncharted waters here. | | | \ -- Sally Forth / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;