Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Getting the job done is no excuse for \ | not following the rules. | | | | Corollary: | | | | Following the rules will not get the | \ job done. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;