Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I did this 'cause Linux gives me a \ | woody. It doesn't generate revenue. | | | | -- Dave '-ddt->` Taylor, announcing | \ DOOM for Linux / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;