Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The 11 is for people with the pride of \ | a 10 and the pocketbook of an 8. | | | \ -- R. B. Greenberg [referring to PDPs?] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;