Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Snow-white! Snow-white! O Lady clear! O \ | Queen beyond the Western Sea! O Light | | to us that wander here Amid the world | | of woven trees! | | | | Gilthoniel! O Elbereth! | | | | Clear are thy eyes and bright thy | | breath! | | | | Snow-white! Snow-white! We sing to thee | | | | In a far land beyond the Sea. | | | | O stars that in the Sunless Year With | | shining hand by her were sown, In windy | | fields now bright and clear We see you | | silver blossom blown! | | | | O Elbereth! Gilthoniel! | | | | We still remember, we who dwell | | | | In this far land beneath the trees, | | | | Thy starlight on the Western Seas. | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;