Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The trouble with being punctual is that \ | nobody's there to appreciate it. | | | \ -- Franklin P. Jones / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;