Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Most of us feel that marketing types \ | are like a dangerous weapon - keep 'em | | unloaded and locked up in a cupboard, | | and only bring them out when you need | | them to do a job. | | | \ -- Craig Sanders / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;