Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I sometimes think that God, in creating \ | man, somewhat overestimated his | | ability. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;