Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The triumph of libertarian anarchy is \ | nearly (in historical terms) at hand... | | *if* we can keep the Left from selling | | us into slavery and the Right from | | blowing us up for, say, the next twenty | | years." | | | | -- Eric Rayman, usenet guy, about | \ nanotechnology / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;