Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Tele-Parabilizing: \ | | | Morals used in everyday life that | | derive from TV sitcom plots: "That's | | just like the episode where Jan loses | | her glasses!" | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;