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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ "The clergy successfully preached the   \
| doctrines of patience and               |
| pusillanimity; the active virtues of    |
| society were discouraged; and the last  |
| remains of a military spirit were       |
| buried in the cloister: a large portion |
| of public and private wealth was        |
| consecrated to the specious demands of  |
| charity and devotion; and the soldiers' |
| pay was lavished on the useless         |
| multitudes of both sexes who could only |
| plead the merits of abstinence and      |
| chastity."                              |
|                                         |
| -- Edward Gibbons, _The Decline and     |
\ Fall of the Roman Empire_               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;