Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "That boy's about as sharp as a pound \ | of wet liver" | | | \ -- Foghorn Leghorn / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;