Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My soul is crushed, my spirit sore I do \ | not like me anymore, I cavil, quarrel, | | grumble, grouse, I ponder on the narrow | | house I shudder at the thought of men | | I'm due to fall in love again. | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker, "Enough Rope" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;