Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Karmageddon: \ | | | It's like, when everybody is sending | | off all these really bad vibes, right? | | And then, like, the Earth explodes and | \ it's like, a serious bummer. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;