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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers \
| a computer problem that *must* be       |
| solved. The only difficulty is that the |
| problem is NP complete and will take    |
| thousands of years even with the latest |
| optical biologic technology available.  |
| The best computer scientists sit down   |
| to think up some solution. In great     |
| dismay, one of the C.S. people tells    |
| her husband about it. There is only one |
| solution, he says. Remember physics     |
| 103, Modern Physics, general relativity |
| and all. She replies, "What does that   |
| have to do with solving a computer      |
| problem?"                               |
|                                         |
| "Remember the twin paradox?"            |
|                                         |
| After a few minutes, she says, "I could |
| put the computer on a very fast machine |
| and the computer would have just a few  |
| minutes to calculate but that is the    |
| exact opposite of what we want... Of    |
| course! Leave the computer here, and    |
| accelerate the earth!"                  |
|                                         |
| The problem was so important that they  |
| did exactly that. When the earth came   |
| back, they were presented with the      |
| answer:                                 |
|                                         |
\ IEH032 Error in JOB Control Card.       /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;