Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Bug, n.: \ | | | An aspect of a computer program which | | exists because the | | | | programmer was thinking about Jumbo | | Jacks or stock options when s/he | | | | wrote the program. | | | | Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has | | just been fixed. | | | \ -- Ray Simard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;