Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I have always noticed that whenever a \ | radical takes to Imperialism, he | | catches it in a very acute form. | | | \ -- Winston Churchill, 1903 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;