Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Adam was but human--this explains it \ | all. He did not want the apple for the | | apple's sake, he wanted it only because | | it was forbidden. The mistake was in | | not forbidding the serpent; then he | | would have eaten the serpent. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;