Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I don't think they could put him in a \ | mental hospital. On the other hand, if | | he were already in, I don't think | \ they'd let him out." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;