Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Two hundred years ago today, Irma Chine \ | of White Plains, New York, was | | performing her normal housekeeping | | routines. She was interrupted by | | British soldiers who, rallying to the | | call of their supervisor, General | | Hughes, sought to gain control of the | | voter registration lists kept in her | | home. Masking her fear and thinking | | fast, Mrs. Chine quickly divided a | | nearby apple in two and deftly stored | | the list in its center. Upon entering, | | the British blatantly violated every | | conceivable convention, and, though | | they went through the house virtually | | bit by bit, their search was fruitless. | | They had to return empty handed. Word | | of the incident propagated rapidly | | through the region. This historic event | | became the first documented use of core | \ storage for the saving of registers. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;