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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Two hundred years ago today, Irma Chine \
| of White Plains, New York, was          |
| performing her normal housekeeping      |
| routines. She was interrupted by        |
| British soldiers who, rallying to the   |
| call of their supervisor, General       |
| Hughes, sought to gain control of the   |
| voter registration lists kept in her    |
| home. Masking her fear and thinking     |
| fast, Mrs. Chine quickly divided a      |
| nearby apple in two and deftly stored   |
| the list in its center. Upon entering,  |
| the British blatantly violated every    |
| conceivable convention, and, though     |
| they went through the house virtually   |
| bit by bit, their search was fruitless. |
| They had to return empty handed. Word   |
| of the incident propagated rapidly      |
| through the region. This historic event |
| became the first documented use of core |
\ storage for the saving of registers.    /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;