Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than \ | some of the stuff that nature replaces | | it with. | | | \ -- Tennessee Williams / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;