Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When you're a Yup You're a Yup all the \ | way From your first slice of Brie To | | your last Cabernet. | | | | When you're a Yup You're not just a | | dreamer You're making things happen | \ You're driving a Beamer. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;