Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / They went rushing down that freeway, \ | Messed around and got lost. They didn't | | care... they were just dying to get | | off, And it was life in the fast lane. | | | \ -- Eagles, "Life in the Fast Lane" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;