Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Plagiarize, plagiarize, Let no man's \ | work evade your eyes, Remember why the | | good Lord made your eyes, Don't shade | | your eyes, But plagiarize, plagiarize, | | plagiarize. Only be sure to call it | | research. | | | \ -- Tom Lehrer / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;