Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Actually, I think I'll wait for \ | potato to be finalised before | | | | installing debian. That should | | be soon, I'm hoping. :) | | Endy: You obviously know very little | \ about Debian. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;