Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Genius doesn't work on an assembly line \ | basis. You can't simply say, "Today I | | will be brilliant." | | | | -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", | \ stardate 4731.3 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;