Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The state of innocence contains the \ | germs of all future sin. | | | | -- Alexandre Arnoux, "Etudes et | \ caprices" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;