Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / It were not best that we should all \ | think alike; it is difference of | | opinion that makes horse-races. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;