Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Shame is an improper emotion invented \ | by pietists to oppress the human race. | | | | -- Robert Preston, Toddy, | \ "Victor/Victoria" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;