Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "There is no statute of limitations on \ | stupidity." | | | | -- Randomly produced by a computer | \ program called Markov3. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;