Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "All my life I wanted to be someone; I \ | guess I should have been more | | specific." | | | \ -- Jane Wagner / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;