Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Your manuscript is both good and \ | original, but the part that is good is | | not original and the part that is | | original is not good. | | | \ -- Samuel Johnson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;