Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In America, any boy may become \ | president and I suppose that's just one | | of the risks he takes. | | | \ -- Adlai Stevenson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;