Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The big question is why in the course \ | of evolution the males permitted | | themselves to be so totally eclipsed by | | the females. Why do they tolerate this | | total subservience, this wretched | | existence as outcasts who are hungry | \ all the time? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;