Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / An alcoholic is someone you don't like \ | who drinks as much as you do. | | | \ -- Dylan Thomas / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;